Do You Know Pitbull?
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When I first traveled to Miami, I drove over 100 miles an hour on Alligator Alley, had my car stolen and was mistaken for Pitbull. Granted the person who asked if I was Pitbull may have been thrown off by my penchant for Oversized Sunglasses, buzz cut and reportedly had what can only be described as a substantial amount of adult beverages prior to meeting me.
Asking if I'm Pitbull in Florida is kind of like asking a mature woman in London if she is the Queen. I have a crooked smile and am about the same age and size but, I haven't even seen Pitbull. Although if you do any boating in Miami every other person you meet points to a big white boat and says Pitbull owns it.
Long story, short: Next time I'm in Miami I'm not going to drive but, I am going to board the largest white yacht I see and say "get off my boat".
After all, I know (am) Pitbull.
When I first traveled to Miami, I drove over 100 miles an hour on Alligator Alley, had my car stolen and was mistaken for Pitbull. Granted the person who asked if I was Pitbull may have been thrown off by my penchant for Oversized Sunglasses, buzz cut and reportedly had what can only be described as a substantial amount of adult beverages prior to meeting me.
Asking if I'm Pitbull in Florida is kind of like asking a mature woman in London if she is the Queen. I have a crooked smile and am about the same age and size but, I haven't even seen Pitbull. Although if you do any boating in Miami every other person you meet points to a big white boat and says Pitbull owns it.
Long story, short: Next time I'm in Miami I'm not going to drive but, I am going to board the largest white yacht I see and say "get off my boat".
After all, I know (am) Pitbull.
Possible Florida Realtor
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