Do All Home Owners Have Guns (in florida)?

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I enjoyed watching The Spranos on HBO when it first came out.  I remember I was shocked during the first episode when Camilla thought there was a hit squad breaking into her house so grabbed  a  Kalashnikov and ran outside to confront them.  Sidebar for non fans: It was actually her daughter so there wasn't any gun play.

I'm reminded of that episode every time I tour a home and see a gun safe, which honestly is more often than not.  When I was single, a loaded 9MM in the freezer with a bottle of Russian Standard Vodka seemed sensible but, with a curious four year old that is almost the worst plan on the planet.  Luckily we have a home with a built in safe, live in a neighborhood with a private police force and have two gate guarded check points before you can get near our street.  So we don't need a Kalashnikov but I'm not saying we don't have one.

Check Point #1

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